10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.