10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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