10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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