10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS