10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• It's Free To Fold...
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fold and live to fold again