10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05