10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.