10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003