10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs