10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fold and live to fold again
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.