10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.