10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.