10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."