10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz