10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow