10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer