10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.