10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from