10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986