10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "No river, no fish."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]