10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.