10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.