10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22