10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)