10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.