10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for loners.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.