10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "No river, no fish."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Why not, when some because there are three.