10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.