10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown