10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes