10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach