10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels