10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- It's Free To Fold...