10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow