10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz