10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.