10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fook the floosh droo!