10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth