10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier