10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"