10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.