10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.