10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.