10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.