10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!