10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.