10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for loners.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.