10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.