10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.