10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is